SO, THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I WISH I WOULD DO MORE OFTEN BECAUSE I FORGET SO MUCH:)!
AT DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT THE BOYS WERE SAYING THEIR BLESSINGS AND AUSTIN DECIDED HE WANTED TO SAY HIS ALONE, SO HE DID......
"GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS GOOD. DEAR JESUS, PLEASE LET MY DADDY'S BASS BOAT BE IN THE WATER AND CRANK UP, AMEN"
THIS WAS AIDEN'S CONVERSATION WITH PAW PAW BEFORE WE LEFT FOR THE LAKE THE OTHER DAY. JAXSON WAS GETTING ON AIDEN'S FOUR WHEELER AND AIDEN SAID HE CANNOT GET ON THERE HE IS A BABY. PAW PAW SAID, "YOU USED TO BE A BABY." AIDEN SAID," I AM STILL A BABY. " PAW PAW SAID YOU ARE, AND HE SAID, "YES MOMMY'S BABY." "MOMMY SAID, I WILL ALWAYS BE HER BABY:)!"
THIS WAS ONE DAY WHILE I WAS BUYING GROCERIES AND THE BOYS GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT IN THE STORE. AUSTIN STARTS YELLING AT AIDEN, " WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOUR PINK PANTIES ON." "AIDEN IS WHINING AND HE NEEDS HIS PINK PANTIES ON, MOMMY!!" I JUST SMILED AT THE LADY NEXT TO US AND KEPT ON PUSHING MY LITTLE BUGGY:)!
AND THIS IS JUST FOR ANY OF YOU THAT NEED A LAUGH. I WAS DRIVING DOWN SOME BACK ROADS THE OTHER DAY AND SAW A SIGN THAT SAID, "HEIFER'S FOR SALE" . I REALLY THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS PLAYING A JOKE ON SOMEBODY AND HAD TO CALL AND ASK RJ WHAT A HEIFER WAS. I NOW KNOW THAT IT IS A FEMALE COW AND THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO SELL SOME COWS:)! I HAVE HEARD PEOPLE CALL OTHER PEOPLE, "YOU OL' HEIFER" BUT NEVER REALLY KNEW WHAT A HEIFER WAS,BUT NOW I DO:)!
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
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Heifers are female cows...and women who are insulting...and women who are snotty...and women who look down on other women...and women who belittle other women....
In fact, I was talking about a Heifer just today...she must have gotten out of the pasture that you were passing.
:)
I'm sitting here with tears streaming down my face - you had me at pink panties!!
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